About This Guy
Ready to go on the best date of your life? Well, I hope that's not what you're expecting. Expectations lead to dissapointment, and my parents sure learned that one the hard way. I was thinking watch Netflix at my place, or yours if that's more comfy. Maybe a good RP. In this economy, my rent payments and Netflix subscription, plus giving the pizza boy a good tip to look like I'm a nice and financially stable person around you is going all out. If I took every girl out on a nice dinner and a movie only to not get a text back after, I'd be even more broke. Scratch that, if I had a dollar for every girl I took out on a nice dinner and a movie only to not get a text back, I'd have paid off my college debt.
I'm told I'm pretty mature for my age - racked up my fair share of college debt in my day, only told my boss to go F*** himself once so far and managed to not get fired.
My mom thinks I'm funny.
Not tall. Apparently that matters.
I make really, really good toast.
If you like olives on your pizza, swipe left.
Actually, just hit that swipe left anyway.
Then, if you like me, be sure to swipe right so we can chat about this netflix and chi- I mean, date.
